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about
the debut single of doctor bagel (the band)
lyrics
ok, here we go
i woke up accidentally again today
that means i get to make a bagel
it is my only routine
and the only thing
keeping me alive
i am gasoline-powered
except the gasoline is bagels
it is empowering me
to go back to bed
2, 3, 4
a bagel a day, keeps the doctor away
a bagel every goddamn day for the rest of my life
a bagel a day, keeps the doctor away
a bagel every goddamn day for the rest of my fucking life
i could get a prescription
i could climb a very very tall tree
but it will not be made
of any poppyseeds
cinnamon raisin
raisin bran
fuck SCOTUS and this abortion ban
i missed another dentist appointment, goddammit
a bagel a day, keeps the doctor away
a bagel every goddamn day for the rest of my life
a bagel a day, keeps the doctor away
a bagel every goddamn day for the rest of my fucking life
hello valued citizen, are you worried about america slowly becoming an oligarchy? if so, ask your doctor if bagels are right for you. side effects might include i̸̬͛̌d̵͕̟̝̐ ̵̠̩͐e̴̘͚͚͌̎s̷̢̭͇̓̍͜t̷̲̿ ̸͍͌ḭ̷́̀n̵̡̞̹̰̈́͝e̴̡̯̖̾p̷͈̳̹̝͂t̷̙̪̋̏̿͝i̷̗̽a̸̛̤͋͗̀s̸͕͇̉̇̂͝ ̶̧͉̮͑̌̔v̷͕̂͊ė̶̜͉͋̆r̵͕͐b̷͉̙͚̺̕o̶̯̦̩̿ŗ̶̺̜̀͌ǘ̶̹̪̅ḿ̵̙̠ ̵̳̾s̶͖̑͐̓i̴̢̝̹̭̔̒m̸͕̞̈́̅͛ú̸̙̈́̀l̶̨͖͎̖̽̎ ̸̜̀̅̔̓f̸̛̺͚̞̔̐̚ͅr̶̩̭̾a̷̮͉̞͕͝c̴͔̙͇̙͝t̵̹̣͂̋ͅi̸͇̕ͅ and more, call your doctor and ask if bagels are right for you!
credits
released July 6, 2022
Performed & Written by: doctor bagel (James Barre & Hales Huges)
Produced & Mixed by: James Barre
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